1. April Shmools

As a result of a practical joke Susan pulls, Allison curses the whole office forcing Susan to fire her.  The only work Allison can find is driving a flower delivery truck for a relative of Bijan’s – which she soon finds out is a cover for smuggling in illegal aliens.  Meanwhile, one of Zane’s broke clients has offered Zane free TV air time in lieu of his commission and Zane goes crazy trying to direct a TV commercial for the company.

2. Angry Blackened Men

Chanel’s brother, Tyrone, comes by to ask his sister for money and Zane makes a remark that Tyrone confuses as racist and he quickly organizes a rally of angry Black men around the office in protest.  Meanwhile, Jason tries to win over a fashion icon by designing clothing specifically for minorities and ends up being lambasted as a bigot.

3. Ex-Wife Abyss

Howie’s ex-wife puts their old house up on the market and Howie loses it.  He bulldozes the property during an open house and begs her to come back to him – his new wife is less than thrilled.  Meanwhile, Zane and Bijan try to set up a frozen yogurt stand in the office to supplement the income but Bijan’s dirty relative who set up the machine didn’t clean it well and it’s giving their customers diarrhea.

4. Rehab Rehashed

When Susan goes to her best friend’s bachelorette party, she relapses and starts using drugs again.  She ends up back in rehab sharing a room with Hollywood’s biggest producer who just so happens to be selling his house.   She exaggerates her addiction to stay in rehab longer so she can get the listing.  Meanwhile, Howie is kidnapped and wakes up naked in Mexico.

5. Terrorist?  Not Me.

Bijan is mistaken as a terrorist and arrested under the patriot act, but the CIA is in for a surprise when none of their torture techniques cause Bijan any pain.  Meanwhile, Zane offers a broke Lacey an alternative way to pay for her E & O insurance.

6. Return of the Douche

Lacey’s husband, Brad, returns from his mysterious disappearance to Europe only to show up to the office with a police-issued ankle bracelet.  Lacey convinces Howie to let Brad work at the office to help with his parole where he quickly convinces everyone that he was framed and the whole office starts a CSI like investigation to get his enemies behind bars.

7. Rapist Pu-Leeze

In a case of mistaken identity, Jason is arrested for raping a 17-year-old girl and is thrown in prison.  While the office fights to try to get him out, he discovers he likes prison and has to keep sabotaging their noble efforts so he can stay behind bars.  Meanwhile, Allison falls for the warden – until she finds out he’s married.

8. Don’t Wait Online for me

Hearing of the famous J-Date, Chanel decides to give dating one more try and join African American or AA-meetup.com – and meets a loving, caring man.  But when she decides to make a move she’s shocked to find that the site is for recovering alcoholics to find a sponsor.  Meanwhile, Lacey becomes enraged with jealousy that Chanel has a man and she tries to seduce Howie but he’s too dense to even notice.

9. The Smile Between Your Legs

Sick and tired of Zane’s antics, Jason goes to his uncle, an OBGYN, to get some career guidance.  Jason’s uncle has a heart attack mid-delivery and Jason is forced to step in and deliver the baby.  Jason discovers he has a knack for gynecology and quickly starts helping out his uncle.  Zane profusely apologizes and begs Jason to show him the ways of women.

10. Sorry Jack, Maggie’s Back

After two years of separation, Howie’s ex-wife comes back trying to swoon him back into a relationship and Howie’s new wife has had just about enough of the witch.  Meanwhile, Zane’s wife reveals that she’s pregnant but he questions if he’s the father.

11. Pimp My office

Zane signs up the office for a reality TV makeover show to try to help get the office publicity, but when he’s painted as a racist, maniacal, ego-maniac, he tries to take down the TV network Rambo style.  In the midst of the chaos, Jason designs camouflage couture wear that starts to sell big.

12.  Keeping Up With The Persians

One of Bijan’s daughters start dating a famous athlete and she starts appearing in the tabloids.  He’s furious about the whole ordeal, Zane tries to use it to the office’s advantage, and Jason tries to convert the Football player to play on his side of the sexual fence.  As pieces of Bijan’s life unravel, Howie has a mid-life crisis and decides he wants to abandon his life in Real Estate to become a painter.

13.  10’s and 20’s

A sick Allison is called into work against her will and is clearly unfit to be anywhere but in bed.  They send her out to deposit some checks at the bank where she becomes a hostage in armed robbery.  Meanwhile Chanel struggles with convincing her siblings of taking their mother off of life support.

14. Is It Hot In Here?

Jason’s lover takes off in the middle of the night and steals his car leaving him to take the bus to work but when the door closes a little too quickly, his clothes are ripped off and he’s left naked in public – where he discovers he’s always been a nudist at heart.  He comes into work naked and Zane has a coronary – but other members of the office are actually thinking that Jason might be on to something. Allison manages to stay focused during the craziness on a new guy she’s dating who might be more religious than she originally realized.